Option A: The Sentry
The slop_sentry tool is the fastest route to a finished piece.
It runs a four-phase pipeline (Substance, Hokiness, AI Tells, and AP Style) and rewrites your prose until every check reports CLEAN.
- Automatic fixes across all four checks in one call
- Re-runs the checks until clean, never re-processing the same text twice
- A separate AI reviewer reads your draft fresh and judges whether it says anything concrete to your target audience
- Clean prose comes back in seconds
Example prompts
Draft a press release announcing our Series B. Then run slop_sentry with content_type: press_release and show me only the cleaned final version.
Here's my customer email below. Run slop_sentry with content_type: email. Keep my facts, names, and CTA; strip AI-sounding padding.
Run slop_sentry on this LinkedIn post with content_type: linkedin. Preserve the opening hook and the three metrics.
Use slop_sentry on this blog draft, but set skip_ap_style and skip_hokiness. I only want substance and AI-tell fixes.